Veeru ke Dohe...Teehe , Chaahe(willingly) and Unchaahe(unwillingly) Thoughts

As we all know that English is funny language....but becomes more funny when we convert that too our mother tongue.... Most of us will make these kind of mistakes & get away coz every one has become quite used to it...but some of the english from one of my friend makes you laugh your heart out. I have listed some of the incidents with explanation...I know its very difficult to visualize the statements but i will try to make you understand as much as possible.... The great Kaka English...from Rayal Kaka...-) all the finishing touches of the sentences will end "aaaa" or "Naaaa" eg...thatsittaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..niceaaaa...comeaaaa....goingaaaaaaaaaaaaa..etc etc.... To begin with 1. Ground nut over weekend... We some of friends gathered & having snacks....Kaka was cutting Onion... Suddenly golden English from Kaka....guys mingle onion with ground nut you will get super taste... 2.Onsite Opportunity.. For kaka Onsite opportunity is like hair on my body I will pick ...

When we land in an unknown place after our completion of some Degree, what will be your next step......Search for place.....we bunch of engineering friends came to Bangalore....to make our life & living....some of us were looking for a career...some looking for higher education... In all that first we need to find place stay.....almost 15 of 2002 batch got different 1BHK 2 BHK houses....our budget was around 2000RS to 3000RS maximum it should be maxing 500 per head... Then, as usual, we started getting to know Bangalore....in 2002 the IT market was really bad its really hard to find Job. Getting a call letter from the company was a dream for us. It doesn't matter whether we clear it or not......the other guys who were not getting call letters.used to get together & collect 2rs per head watch movie on PC...some days it used to 2 to 3 movies day..... If somebody has a preference for watching the specific movie he has pay more...like the movies of Mithun..... like month...

How many times do you come across questions like, are you married? If not, are you having a girlfriend? The typical answer would be to meet still that kind of gal with whom I can spend my life. We see people, and we meet people out of which many people turn to be friends, and one becomes a special friend, what you call a life partner. So now back to me. Yea, when veeru met Savi, my story of life began. It was during my Diwali vacation when I went to my native Bijapur..... I met Savi...more precisely I went to see her. we didn't start directly. I mean requested her uncle that, I would like to talk to her for some time...... We started a conversation.. ..she looked as if she is having chewing gum... I thought Lagta hai yeah meree takkar ki hai...actually I started the conversation before she telling about cooking and looking home n all..basically was trying to get some common topics where we can have some sensible conversation...it begins with cooking & ended with our ...

I just came across new thing called "Kw(Qu)estion Kaka" You meet many people each will have there own view & opinions but some will have for everything a Question,for everything you do to evrything they see they have question on it. When i was kid,i was big question bank to my "father".From whatever I see,i tried make question by putting words why,How,what,is it & when...so on ..bla..bla..bla.. But if it continues beyond middle school,then they are called as "Question Kaka" "Kaka" means uncle. Can you make multiple choice questions out of an answer,getting confused..... "Question Kaka" I named it after my friend....whoes repeated question to my answers made me to think about this kind of quiz.... I'm really working on the Multiple Choice Question on single answer,here the funny part is you have to choose the right Question.....Sounds really different right?

When we discuss about love,every one has unique experience but it resembles many. Quite confusing right?. Love is blind,mystery & misery...and so on ...etc etc....bla bla Why one word so many definitions?....yes,it is individuals experience or perspective how they look at it. When we start debating on arranged & love marriages its really hard to conclude which one is better,If you want to go with statistics Arranged has upper hand,this view is solely based on what I have seen & what I have read. People always say that "Known Devil is always Better that unknown" Known Devil,knows you so much that it wont compromise. Unknown Devil,Its risk worth taking as from the beginning both parties will be on a compromise mode. Frankly speaking I'm not a devils advocate nor want to directly link love to devil like thing,its just saying on which I'm putting some thoughts... One must agree that in both the situation,one should be ready to compromise.... Its been seen that...

Back Ground: Onsite oportunity is very relative term for some its very easy and for some it is still a dream,nothing great about it.But still it carries lot of wieght & attracts Software coolies to join company or make leave a company. Introduction: Word onsite itself was a very amusing as for as me is concern.It was during the Deewali 2005 for me the word onsite was unrealistic.After my return from Deewali vacation,i saw mail from ROU regarding client interview on onsite openining.First time I couldnt believe my luck.Once it was confirmed I had very decent cient interview to pick myself.Then as usual background screening & the VISA processing it went on for 3 weeks.All those days i survived lot of axious moments.Once all set had Euro Currency & Flight tickets in hand..I was very nervous till I landed my first step in Dublin Airport.Dublin is capitol of Ireland. My Begining Days in Doooblin... I was in a unknown territory,First time out side the Mera Bharat was quite an ama...

Dear All, This is the story of our New Project Called Commercial Cards 7Th January….we got New Project …we thought its small project which requires crossing salt lake…so we hired a boat & 4 resources….. 11th February Then suddenly the scope got increased I mean from river to Salt lake Sea….. So we decided we will hire Ship, Sailors & Captains from other Big Big Rivers….. So now it is decided 20 on ship & 4 - Off ship (Diksooochi’s boleto Leads) J… So all got trained for sailing in ship for Month……in a Boat (Valmiki-2nd Block ground Floor---i very tiny room)…. 11th March...One fine morning it rained so heavily (More than 2 Technical Manager start deciding on the Automation approach) in Salt lake that…the boat in valmiki is shelved……due to this 10 sailors drowned….fell into RMG… L Socha nahee tha taqdeer yahaa laayegi Manzeel pe aate hi Project chalee jaayegi…. Just for PHUN… Cheers, Veeru