English is Phunny Language..a Royal Tinglish Story
As we all know that English is funny language....but becomes more funny when we convert that too our mother tongue....
Most of us will make these kind of mistakes & get away coz every one has become quite used to it...but some of the english from one of my friend makes you laugh your heart out.
I have listed some of the incidents with explanation...I know its very difficult to visualize the statements but i will try to make you understand as much as possible....
The great Kaka English...from Rayal Kaka...-)
all the finishing touches of the sentences will end "aaaa" or "Naaaa" eg...thatsittaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..niceaaaa...comeaaaa....goingaaaaaaaaaaaaa..etc etc....
To begin with
1. Ground nut over weekend...
We some of friends gathered & having snacks....Kaka was cutting Onion...
Suddenly golden English from Kaka....guys mingle onion with ground nut you will get super taste...
2.Onsite Opportunity..
For kaka Onsite opportunity is like hair on my body I will pick & throw...I was wondering where he is coming from,In the sense he wanted to tell onsite opportunity is nothing for him....
One more on Onsite...as we have been teasing on this Hairy thing so Kaka has to change his sentence....so the next time....Onsite is like shoelace for me...By the way he wears laceless shoes...
isn't it un imaginable comparisons..
3.Mentality of people...
They eat rice with bloood....He wanted to tell some part of that region people are are very arrogant.
4. Forwarding mail..
If you dont forward the mail,I will bombaard...
5.Kidding
Kaka says...He was kidding with visa counsolate.....What he meant was Irritating...Like he was not aware of which one is the index finger....The visa consulate kept telling him to put left Index finger finally at the fifth attempt he was able to put the right finger......;-)
6.Communication...
Building to building coordination is very difficult yaaaa....
What he meant was he needs get information from other office
7.Double Cross....
He always tells ....dont double cross me....the simple meaning of that is don't miss interpret the words from me...
8.Get lost...
During chat conversation....he was irritating ...by his words he was kidding... telling don't double cross me n all...then suddenly the other guy with whom he was chating told..Get lost...
The reply was like...you can only tell get lost if I'm in front of you....
9.Story of Mirror Cracking..
Kaka Say's...I went an ATM...because some imbalance I fell on mirror & the mirror broke....
Actually was wondering where is the mirror in ATM...Then I realized what meant was a sliding glass door..
10. Doing Extra work...
I was doing some others work in my busy shcedule...he came to me told...hey why are you doing extra work yaa...are you partially mad or what?...just imagine word partially mad
11. Removing gas
One guy was irritating him lot......suddenly he came to us told that guy yaaaa....he doooos lot double cross...today I "removed his gas"............
I was stunned & started thinking whats this removing gas....then I realized it means he bambarded that guy...Boleto usko puncture kiya.. lol
12. Love story...
Most of time he will have comparitively less work....whenever we ask him....he will delgate the work...I told wow...then suddenly he told he has read one english story...that too a love story...
Then he started telling me in english....I dont remember exactly how the story begin...
in between sentence came .....they both eloped.....
Hmmmm my god eloped...He uttered they raan away yaaaa..
13. Booking taxi
This was time Kaka planned trip....and he wanted to book shuttle...
so called the Shuttle service help desk....
They were finding it hard to get his name..so representative requested to spell his name...
Then He started well but sunddenly for letter "A" in his name
A for Ass or Apple he spelled....his roomie couldnt control his laugh...
After watching him laughing loudly...his disctionary become blank...
He suddenly told help desk guys....I'm not getting enogh words...please note my name this much only.... lol..
There are many more but its very difficult to articulate...anyway if I get some more will keep you al posted.....
Most of us will make these kind of mistakes & get away coz every one has become quite used to it...but some of the english from one of my friend makes you laugh your heart out.
I have listed some of the incidents with explanation...I know its very difficult to visualize the statements but i will try to make you understand as much as possible....
The great Kaka English...from Rayal Kaka...-)
all the finishing touches of the sentences will end "aaaa" or "Naaaa" eg...thatsittaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..niceaaaa...comeaaaa....goingaaaaaaaaaaaaa..etc etc....
To begin with
1. Ground nut over weekend...
We some of friends gathered & having snacks....Kaka was cutting Onion...
Suddenly golden English from Kaka....guys mingle onion with ground nut you will get super taste...
2.Onsite Opportunity..
For kaka Onsite opportunity is like hair on my body I will pick & throw...I was wondering where he is coming from,In the sense he wanted to tell onsite opportunity is nothing for him....
One more on Onsite...as we have been teasing on this Hairy thing so Kaka has to change his sentence....so the next time....Onsite is like shoelace for me...By the way he wears laceless shoes...
isn't it un imaginable comparisons..
3.Mentality of people...
They eat rice with bloood....He wanted to tell some part of that region people are are very arrogant.
4. Forwarding mail..
If you dont forward the mail,I will bombaard...
5.Kidding
Kaka says...He was kidding with visa counsolate.....What he meant was Irritating...Like he was not aware of which one is the index finger....The visa consulate kept telling him to put left Index finger finally at the fifth attempt he was able to put the right finger......;-)
6.Communication...
Building to building coordination is very difficult yaaaa....
What he meant was he needs get information from other office
7.Double Cross....
He always tells ....dont double cross me....the simple meaning of that is don't miss interpret the words from me...
8.Get lost...
During chat conversation....he was irritating ...by his words he was kidding... telling don't double cross me n all...then suddenly the other guy with whom he was chating told..Get lost...
The reply was like...you can only tell get lost if I'm in front of you....
9.Story of Mirror Cracking..
Kaka Say's...I went an ATM...because some imbalance I fell on mirror & the mirror broke....
Actually was wondering where is the mirror in ATM...Then I realized what meant was a sliding glass door..
10. Doing Extra work...
I was doing some others work in my busy shcedule...he came to me told...hey why are you doing extra work yaa...are you partially mad or what?...just imagine word partially mad
11. Removing gas
One guy was irritating him lot......suddenly he came to us told that guy yaaaa....he doooos lot double cross...today I "removed his gas"............
I was stunned & started thinking whats this removing gas....then I realized it means he bambarded that guy...Boleto usko puncture kiya.. lol
12. Love story...
Most of time he will have comparitively less work....whenever we ask him....he will delgate the work...I told wow...then suddenly he told he has read one english story...that too a love story...
Then he started telling me in english....I dont remember exactly how the story begin...
in between sentence came .....they both eloped.....
Hmmmm my god eloped...He uttered they raan away yaaaa..
13. Booking taxi
This was time Kaka planned trip....and he wanted to book shuttle...
so called the Shuttle service help desk....
They were finding it hard to get his name..so representative requested to spell his name...
Then He started well but sunddenly for letter "A" in his name
A for Ass or Apple he spelled....his roomie couldnt control his laugh...
After watching him laughing loudly...his disctionary become blank...
He suddenly told help desk guys....I'm not getting enogh words...please note my name this much only.... lol..
There are many more but its very difficult to articulate...anyway if I get some more will keep you al posted.....
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